The Pushshift Reddit Dataset
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null | null | solareon | null | None | null | null | null | 1330901568 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhpf5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhpf5 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhpf5/tifu_i_lost_my_rental_car_keys/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I lost the keys to my rental car while at the gym. Took over 5 hours to find them. Was the greatest feeling when they were found. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I lost my rental car keys | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhpf5/tifu_i_lost_my_rental_car_keys/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1330895540 | null | moderator | redditlist.com | False | null | False | null | qhl18 | null | null | null | null | null | null | False | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhl18 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhl18/congratulations_tifu_you_are_the_hottest_new/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 79 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Congratulations TIFU- you are the hottest new reddit! | null | null | null | null | http://redditlist.com/hot-new | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | kanguen | null | None | null | null | null | 1330894976 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhkm1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhkm1 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhkm1/tifu_punched_myself_in_the_eye_while_trying_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I said all there is, though it was not just a finger slapping it, I literally punched it. Had to put ice bag on it for about 30 mins. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu, punched myself in the eye while trying to shoo a moth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhkm1/tifu_punched_myself_in_the_eye_while_trying_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CollectionOfAssholes | null | None | null | null | null | 1330892947 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhj2a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhj2a | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhj2a/was_waiting_for_the_light_to_turn_green_only_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | Was there for a good two minutes. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Was waiting for the light to turn green, only to realize that I was at a stop sign. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhj2a/was_waiting_for_the_light_to_turn_green_only_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | piexil | null | None | null | null | null | 1330892472 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhipx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhipx | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhipx/tifu_and_put_easymac_in_the_microwave_without/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | Let's just say it was black as Nagasaki. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and put easymac in the microwave without water. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhipx/tifu_and_put_easymac_in_the_microwave_without/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1330890933 | null | moderator | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | qhhk3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhhk3 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhhk3/new_rules_trial_period/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | Hey everyone, I am your new mod, and I'm getting ready to implement a couple of new rules. I would love your feedback in the comments. Here are the rules:
1. Every post must begin with "TIFU" (similar to TIL)
2. Only self-posts.
Any more suggestions for rules are greatly appreciated. Also, we might get an FAQ going... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | New rules- trial period | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhhk3/new_rules_trial_period/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cr6433 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330889153 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhg9l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhg9l | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhg9l/tifu_i_put_my_gallon_of_milk_in_the_pantry_and_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | And i didn't realize till the next day. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- I put my gallon of milk in the pantry and my cereal in the fridge. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhg9l/tifu_i_put_my_gallon_of_milk_in_the_pantry_and_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330889068 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhg7o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhg7o | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhg7o/i_poured_my_milk_into_the_bowl_before_the_cereal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I poured my milk into the bowl before the cereal. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhg7o/i_poured_my_milk_into_the_bowl_before_the_cereal/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | edgemaster191 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330887583 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhf4g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhf4g | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhf4g/tifu_forgot_my_drink/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Drove in to town today to run my car through the car wash. Figured while i was there i'd grab some lunch.
When i got home, i reached over the cup holder, into the passenger seat and grabbed my food and my iPod. While doing this, looking at my delicious orange soda sitting in the cup holder.
I hopped out of my car, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Forgot my drink | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhf4g/tifu_forgot_my_drink/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WheelOfFish | null | None | null | null | null | 1330880349 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhah5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhah5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhah5/forgot_what_a_red_light_was_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Five or six years ago I pulled up to a red light late at night. The part of town was deserted and I was tired and looking forward to getting home. After being stopped for a while I wondered why I wasn't going anywhere having completely forgotten about the red light. I pulled out, turned left and went on my way to th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Forgot what a red light was for. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhah5/forgot_what_a_red_light_was_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ttenz26 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330880314 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhag2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhag2 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhag2/tifu_made_myself_a_nice_cup_of_tea_placed_teabag/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 68 | null | null | ...while pretending not to be high in front of my parents. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Made myself a nice cup of tea, placed teabag carefully in dishwasher, spoon in the bin... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhag2/tifu_made_myself_a_nice_cup_of_tea_placed_teabag/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wintertash | null | None | null | null | null | 1330880130 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhabt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhabt | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhabt/got_confused_over_email_addresses_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Got confused over email addresses and accidentally told a car seller I was going to buy his at 2x my budget, rather than the one I actually want, which now may have sold to someone else since the guy never heard from me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhabt/got_confused_over_email_addresses_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | AGuyInAHedge | null | None | null | null | null | 1330868593 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh55x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh55x | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh55x/tifu_by_letting_a_lovely_cup_of_tea_go_cold/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I made an especially lovely cup of tea when i decided to visit Reddit, and let the damn beverage go cold. Dammit Reddit! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By letting a lovely cup of tea go cold. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh55x/tifu_by_letting_a_lovely_cup_of_tea_go_cold/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thymewizard | null | None | null | null | null | 1330866293 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh4g8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh4g8 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh4g8/pulled_out_onto_main_but_small_road_continue_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Pulled out onto main (but small) road, continue to accelerate without thinking, blow past 35mph camera at 53... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh4g8/pulled_out_onto_main_but_small_road_continue_to/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | lowfrequency1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330864793 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh41q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh41q | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh41q/got_a_jinormous_erection_in_the_worst_place/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | I fell asleep supine (on my back) on my friends gf's bed, with both of them in the room, wake up and I immediately feel this huge sleep boner. I open my eyes to see the damn thing and the two of them smirking at me. AWKWARD | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Got a jinormous erection in the WORST place!! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh41q/got_a_jinormous_erection_in_the_worst_place/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BenjaminGeiger | null | None | null | null | null | 1330862503 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh3gc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh3gc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh3gc/tifu_and_drove_to_walmart_for_a_cardboard_box/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I came home with $100 worth of junk.
And no box. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and drove to Walmart for a cardboard box. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh3gc/tifu_and_drove_to_walmart_for_a_cardboard_box/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | karlstar | null | None | null | null | null | 1330860468 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh2wq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh2wq | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh2wq/nevermind_tifu_everyday_i_do_something_borderline/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | a whole buncha shit i do.
* pour cola into a bowl
* cereal into a cup
* put milk in cupboard, cereal in fridge
* get fork with cereal, try to eat cereal with fork, realise my mistake
* where are my shoes? i'm wearing them...
* lose my iPod, give up hope, a week later find it under my pillow, the fuck?
* wear shorts wh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | nevermind TIFU, everyday I do something borderline retarded. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh2wq/nevermind_tifu_everyday_i_do_something_borderline/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ZapaBasoran | null | None | null | null | null | 1330859540 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | qh2on | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh2on | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh2on/1000_feet_from_the_federal_building/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | Got a new 9mm and took it out to the range. With in 30 rounds it [stove piped](http://theshootersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Glock-19-Stovepipe.jpg) 3 times. At home cleaning the the pistol I noticed a build up of guncoat (bake on paint used to protect metal) on the barrel. I sanded the build up down and rea... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | 1000 feet from the federal building | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh2on/1000_feet_from_the_federal_building/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330858058 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh2b3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh2b3 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh2b3/getting_in_the_elevator/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Getting in the elevator... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh2b3/getting_in_the_elevator/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ollew | null | None | null | null | null | 1330857767 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh28t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh28t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh28t/went_to_the_gym_before_work_forget_underwear_took/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Went to the gym before work, forget underwear, took 3 pairs of socks | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh28t/went_to_the_gym_before_work_forget_underwear_took/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | karmacoma999 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330856961 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh21b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh21b | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh21b/i_freaked_at_my_own_reflection/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I was stood at a rail looking at some clothes in a shop. I could see the aisle carry on to my left out of the corner of my eye, so when I'd finished looking, I turned to walk down it.
I came face to face with a girl who looked exactly like me. In that moment, I realised I had been separated from my twin at birth...or ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I freaked at my own reflection | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh21b/i_freaked_at_my_own_reflection/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | VonBrewskie | null | None | null | null | null | 1330856507 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh1wz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh1wz | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh1wz/popped_the_top_off_a_newcastle_aledirectly_into/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | Tried to set the bottle down too fast. Broke the bottle. Glass fell to the floor. I wasn't wearing shoes. Cut my foot. I'm just sitting here, clutching my foot and waiting for the asteroid to bounce of my neighbor's car into my face... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Popped the top off a Newcastle Ale...directly into my eye...there's more.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1wz/popped_the_top_off_a_newcastle_aledirectly_into/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330856279 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh1uz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh1uz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh1uz/take_lid_of_yoghurt_throw_spoon_in_bin_by_accident/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Take lid of yoghurt, throw spoon in bin by accident. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1uz/take_lid_of_yoghurt_throw_spoon_in_bin_by_accident/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | SmoSays | null | None | null | null | null | 1330855487 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh1mj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh1mj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh1mj/tifu_i_went_to_buy_socks_when/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I saw [this](http://s.shld.net/is/image/Sears/9990000044319911-1) package. I then proceeded to pick it up and sniff it. My friend calmly takes it away from me and says, 'it says *S-E-N-S-E* not _S-C-E-N-T-S_.' | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] I went to buy socks when . . . | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1mj/tifu_i_went_to_buy_socks_when/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DumBum | null | None | null | null | null | 1330854389 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh1bb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh1bb | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh1bb/tifu_fell_asleep_on_the_bullet_train_got_locked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 101 | null | null | It didn't happen today, but I normally commute to downtown to meet up with a friend or two. That day though (maybe two weeks ago), I got so tired though that I fell asleep on the train. I woke up about an hour later after we had arrived at the final destination, and everyone had left. I got my stuff, walked down to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Fell asleep on the bullet train, got locked inside | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1bb/tifu_fell_asleep_on_the_bullet_train_got_locked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | aardvark445 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330853973 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh16c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh16c | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh16c/left_my_new_800_dollar_laptop_on_the_hood_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | It was a total loss. Only it's RAM lives on. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Left my new 800 dollar laptop on the hood of my friend's car. Saw something fly past the sun roof and thought "What the fuck was that?!?!" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh16c/left_my_new_800_dollar_laptop_on_the_hood_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330853927 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh15r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh15r | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh15r/suffocated_myself_with_my_hair/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I came out of the pool with all of my hair in a sheet in front of my face to scare my brother. The resulting layer of wet hair formed a seal over my nose and mouth preventing breathing. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Suffocated myself with my hair. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh15r/suffocated_myself_with_my_hair/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lvlegabyte | null | None | null | null | null | 1330853339 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh0ys | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh0ys | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh0ys/tifu_when_i_opened_the_door_to_the_wrong_car_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Not having a car I have a friend come pick me up from work sometimes. I work at the mall during after hours (10pm -3 am). A car comes down I open the door and sit in then hear a scream. Then I had to explain I thought they were my ride - same car same color and same dark tint so I couldn't see inside.
Yeah, never felt... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I opened the door to the wrong car that was to pick me up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh0ys/tifu_when_i_opened_the_door_to_the_wrong_car_that/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DrSweetscent | null | None | null | null | null | 1330852656 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh0qb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh0qb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh0qb/tifu_soaped_by_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Used one of those soap dispensers in a public restroom with a *little* too much force and at an unfortunate angle. Soap squirted out, rebounced from my palm and hit me square in the eye. Hurt the whole day. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Soaped by eye | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh0qb/tifu_soaped_by_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zifnab06 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330850620 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qh029 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qh029 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qh029/tifu_i_blew_up_my_desktops_power_supply/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Actually, last week. But as this sub didn't exist last week...
A friend brought a broken laser pointer over. We thought it was the button. So I was going to test it. I couldn't find any batteries or wire, so I figured I'd just use one of the +12V rails on my power supply. Little did I know, I'd miss the laser pointer,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I blew up my desktop's power supply | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh029/tifu_i_blew_up_my_desktops_power_supply/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TyrannicalDuck | null | None | null | null | null | 1330850415 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgzzo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgzzo | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgzzo/tifu_jumped_into_the_swimming_pool_while_still/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Jumped into the swimming pool while still wearing my sunglasses | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzzo/tifu_jumped_into_the_swimming_pool_while_still/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330850202 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgzww | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgzww | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgzww/tifu_together_with_a_1000_other_souls_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU together with a 1000 other souls, by subscribing to this subred. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzww/tifu_together_with_a_1000_other_souls_by/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | saints_chyc | null | None | null | null | null | 1330849709 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgzqd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgzqd | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgzqd/tifu_only_shaved_one_leg/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | When I need to rid myself of that awful body hair, I tend to start at one ankle and work my way up and around... Got caught up making the hoo-ha area extra nice, then moved on to other parts... Got out to lotion up and right leg and arm were NOTICEABLY hairier!
Dafuq, Brain?!?!
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu Only shaved one leg... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzqd/tifu_only_shaved_one_leg/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KlumzyNinja | null | None | null | null | null | 1330848876 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgzfu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgzfu | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgzfu/how_many_of_us_are_from_rtrees/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | How many of us are from r/trees? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzfu/how_many_of_us_are_from_rtrees/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | thisisaninch | null | None | null | null | null | 1330848391 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgz9k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgz9k | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgz9k/a_couple_days_ago_i_fud_by_flipping_my_hair_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I still have a giant goose egg and a bruise, right in the middle of my forehead, to remind me how much of an idiot I was. :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | A couple days ago I FU'd by flipping my hair at high velocity and smoking myself in the forehead with a mop handle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgz9k/a_couple_days_ago_i_fud_by_flipping_my_hair_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | leftundone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330847889 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgz2k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgz2k | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgz2k/tifu_i_transported_my_pc_to_a_friends_house_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Didn't have anything to prop the monitor up with so I couldn't use it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I transported my PC to a friends house an hour away for a LAN party, only to forget my monitor's base. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgz2k/tifu_i_transported_my_pc_to_a_friends_house_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330847722 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgyzv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgyzv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgyzv/laundry_bin_mixup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | My Laundry Bin is in my washroom next to the toilet. One night, I walked in, threw my socks in the toilet and took a piss in the laundry bin. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Laundry Bin Mixup | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyzv/laundry_bin_mixup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330847563 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgyxn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgyxn | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgyxn/introducing_our_first_new_mod/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Hey everyone, thanks for the overwhelming support. Since I am new to this mod thing, I am going to need help. Canipaybycheck has kindly offered to help out. He has a lot of experience being a mod of several large subreddits. I will also being looking for a couple more mods possibly over the next few days depending on h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Introducing our first new mod | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyxn/introducing_our_first_new_mod/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330847453 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgyvy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgyvy | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgyvy/tifu_by_waking_up_in_the_sombody_eleses_apartment/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by waking up in the sombody eleses apartment. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyvy/tifu_by_waking_up_in_the_sombody_eleses_apartment/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Chuckgofer | null | None | null | null | null | 1330846514 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgyhk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgyhk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgyhk/tifu_in_minecraft_i_was_mapping_out_the_section_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Apparently Q is throw, which is right next to W (Go forward). I threw the map into the middle of a massive lake. Took a second to register, then, "FUCK!". I quickly dove in after it... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU in minecraft, I was mapping out the section I was in. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyhk/tifu_in_minecraft_i_was_mapping_out_the_section_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sanga27 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330846320 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgye8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgye8 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgye8/too_much_wow/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Was sitting on my computer talking to my cousin over Ventrilo. We were both fishing in World of Warcraft and he keeps saying, "My gums gross, my gums gross." Finally after hearing it about 5 times I tell him to just spit it into the water. He proceeds to do so and starts laughing hysterically over Ventrilo. It took... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Too much WoW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgye8/too_much_wow/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TimePanda | null | None | null | null | null | 1330845814 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgy6m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgy6m | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgy6m/i_stopped_at_a_green_light_today/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | After coming to a complete stop, the wife says "uhh, it's green..." | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I stopped at a green light today | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgy6m/i_stopped_at_a_green_light_today/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330845634 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgy3d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgy3d | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgy3d/i_went_camping_alone_and_immediately_locked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I arrived at my camping spot and had to take a dump. Coming from a city, I locked up the car as I left, thinking of burglars. In the process of attending nature's business I realized I had somehow left my keys in the car. All I had was my clothes.
Luckily I had learned how to jack my own car from a few months befor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I went camping alone and immediately locked myself out of my car when I got there. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgy3d/i_went_camping_alone_and_immediately_locked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Neberkenezzr | null | None | null | null | null | 1330845296 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgxy7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgxy7 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgxy7/tifu_girl_asked_me_back_to_her_place_said_sorry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 28 | null | null | And now i'm on reddit | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. girl asked me back to her place, said sorry I'm going to bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgxy7/tifu_girl_asked_me_back_to_her_place_said_sorry/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330843855 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgxa5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgxa5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgxa5/lost_fifty_bucks_in_a_portapotty/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | When I was in middle school I was attending some local music festival and had to go. In the excitement of being Out In Public At A Music Thing I forgot that my wallet was a poor fit in my pocket. I heard a 'plop' when I got up and thought it might've been the noise outside. Came out and didn't realize for a second, but... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Lost fifty bucks in a port-a-potty | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgxa5/lost_fifty_bucks_in_a_portapotty/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WiseGuySteve | null | None | null | null | null | 1330843551 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgx50 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgx50 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgx50/ran_into_a_door_but_it_gets_better/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Today I was walking into my dorm building and noticed this one particular girls butt was pretty much hanging out of her sweatpants. Whilst starting at said butt someone was holding the door open for me, of course I didn't notice this and ran straight into the door... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Ran into a door, but it gets better... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx50/ran_into_a_door_but_it_gets_better/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330843374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgx27 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgx27 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgx27/tifu_took_a_shower_public_university_bathroom_12/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took a shower, public university bathroom 12 doors down, forgot my towel. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx27/tifu_took_a_shower_public_university_bathroom_12/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Peter100000 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330843270 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgx0g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgx0g | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgx0g/tifu_my_roommates_sexskype_with_his_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 70 | null | null | His girlfriend thought they were alone, i promised my roomate i wouldn't make a noise. (I was playing skyrim in my room)
I thought it would have been a silent one... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my roommate's sex-skype with his girlfriend, because I farted too loud. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx0g/tifu_my_roommates_sexskype_with_his_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WheelOfFish | null | None | null | null | null | 1330843066 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgwwv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgwwv | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgwwv/thats_not_my_alarm_clock_thats_a_fire_alarm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | Way back when I was a freshman in college I was awakened by a shrieking noise. I sat bolt upright in my bed and began smashing my alarm clock with great intent. My roommate eventually sat up and basically started yelling at and cheering me on as I continued to assault my alarm clock for making the most unpleasant noi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | That's not my alarm clock, that's a fire alarm. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwwv/thats_not_my_alarm_clock_thats_a_fire_alarm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BraileZ | null | None | null | null | null | 1330842768 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgwri | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgwri | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgwri/tifu_frozen_pizza/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | Was hungry put a frozen pizza in the oven without taking it out of the shrink wrap didn't realize till it was too late. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU frozen pizza | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwri/tifu_frozen_pizza/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hb_alien | null | None | null | null | null | 1330842309 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgwij | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgwij | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgwij/tifu_mixed_up_garbage_disposal_with_my_plate/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | This morning I made scrambled eggs, bacon and sausage. I took the pan off the burner and dumped it's contents right into the sink.
Ended up having a smoothie and toast for breakfast. While making said smoothie I pured in grapefruit juice instead of OJ and my smoothie tasted like shit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Mixed up garbage disposal with my plate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwij/tifu_mixed_up_garbage_disposal_with_my_plate/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WheelOfFish | null | None | null | null | null | 1330841833 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgwah | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgwah | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgwah/flushed_some_batteries/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Back when I was a kid I had taken some dead batteries out of something, probably AAs, and proceeded to toss them in the toilet for no really good reason. I looked at them as I pondered my next move: I flushed them away. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Flushed some batteries | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwah/flushed_some_batteries/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WhydidImakethisAcc | null | None | null | null | null | 1330841156 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgvx5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgvx5 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgvx5/tifu_mom_asked_me_to_take_out_the_trash_put_it_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I used to wake up at 6 to go to my middle school and when she told me to take out the trash, I mindlessly did. Usually I put my backpack in the back of her car by opening the trunk and throwing it in there. When she got back for work she told me her car smelled like shit when she was driving around and then laughed at ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Mom asked me to take out the trash, put it in her car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvx5/tifu_mom_asked_me_to_take_out_the_trash_put_it_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zimmer199 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330841110 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgvwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgvwb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgvwb/last_year_i_forgot_my_new_briefcase/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | My boss left a briefcase in the breakroom at the office, and after it was sitting there for a week I learned she was giving it to me. It's leather, older style. I was taking it home, when I put it down to wait at the bus stop. The next day, I was wondering where I put it. My boss called me in and asked about it. Appare... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last year, I forgot my new briefcase | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvwb/last_year_i_forgot_my_new_briefcase/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | recursive_logic | null | None | null | null | null | 1330840627 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgvmv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgvmv | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgvmv/tifu_and_rolled_down_my_driver_side_window_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | Water everywhere. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and rolled down my driver side window before using the window washer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvmv/tifu_and_rolled_down_my_driver_side_window_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | craazed | null | None | null | null | null | 1330840543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgvky | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgvky | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgvky/tifu_pissed_on_the_christmas_presents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | Wasn't today, but happened a few years ago at my grandma's house. I was sleeping on Christmas eve, and I slept walked to the place where the toilet would be at my house, which conveniently was where all the Christmas tree and presents had been placed... I walked back to bed and only found out when my mum told me she ha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU pissed on the Christmas presents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvky/tifu_pissed_on_the_christmas_presents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | orv | null | None | null | null | null | 1330839996 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgv93 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgv93 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgv93/put_my_poop_in_the_wrong_earlobe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Put my poop in the wrong earlobe. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgv93/put_my_poop_in_the_wrong_earlobe/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330839665 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgv1i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgv1i | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgv1i/tifu_looking_for_my_phone_it_was_in_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | Stupidity on a whole new level. Forgetfulness and not understanding the signals my hand was sending me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, Looking for my phone. It was in my hand. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgv1i/tifu_looking_for_my_phone_it_was_in_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | boronosaurus | null | None | null | null | null | 1330839222 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgus1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgus1 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgus1/after_vacation_pissed_in_a_trash_can/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | After a 9 hour drive back, home I was exhausted and muscle memory told me where the bathroom was-- in the hotel. Unfortunately, at my house this was in my kitchen pantry where i thus pissed into the trash can which I thought was the toilet. TIFU | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | After vacation, pissed in a trash can | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgus1/after_vacation_pissed_in_a_trash_can/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | _anelram | null | None | null | null | null | 1330838937 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgum4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgum4 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgum4/tifu_by_turning_the_blender_on_without_the_lid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I decided to bake sugar cookies with crumbled up peppermints on top. I could not find the food processor or coffee grinder to chop up the mints so I decided to use a blender. As soon as I hit ON, peppermint chunks and dust everywhere. I totally forgot to put the lid on. It would not have been so bad if I had not just s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by turning the blender on without the lid | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgum4/tifu_by_turning_the_blender_on_without_the_lid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Nosrep | null | None | null | null | null | 1330838793 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qguiq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qguiq | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qguiq/today_i_took_a_shower_and_uncharacteristically/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I took a shower and uncharacteristically grabbed my body wash before my shampoo. I didn't realize my mistake until i had started massaging it through my hair. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qguiq/today_i_took_a_shower_and_uncharacteristically/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330838206 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgu61 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgu61 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgu61/tifu_pissed_on_toilet_without_lifting_up_seat_or/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | **NASTY AS ALL HELL TO CLEAN UP.** | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Pissed on toilet without lifting up seat or lid. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgu61/tifu_pissed_on_toilet_without_lifting_up_seat_or/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OttoBSleeping | null | None | null | null | null | 1330837715 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgtvr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgtvr | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgtvr/drove_to_workforgot_and_took_bus_home/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 236 | null | null | Parked in a paid lot too, so I had to pay for two days. grrrr. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Drove to work...forgot and took bus home. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtvr/drove_to_workforgot_and_took_bus_home/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330837458 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgtq7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgtq7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgtq7/tifu_by_napping_on_the_toilet_slipping_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by napping on the toilet, slipping and landing face first in the toilet bowl. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtq7/tifu_by_napping_on_the_toilet_slipping_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | fartonme | null | None | null | null | null | 1330837406 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgtp4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgtp4 | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgtp4/last_semester_i_was_in_my_dorm_and_i_decided_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 65 | null | null | Microwave filled with noxious smoke. Room soon followed. Opened the door and it spilled out into the hallway and set off the fire alarm. Evacuated an entire dorm-full of pissed off freshmen. Everything belonging to me, my roommate, and my two suitemates smelled of smoke for weeks. Microwave still in use but the inside ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last semester I was in my dorm and I decided to make cup noodles. Forgot to add water. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtp4/last_semester_i_was_in_my_dorm_and_i_decided_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330837298 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgtmu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgtmu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgtmu/tifu_masturbating_while_no_one_home_fell_asleep/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Also, my dick was still out. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: masturbating while no one home, fell asleep, woke up with cat on my lap and my mom had been home for 2 hours. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtmu/tifu_masturbating_while_no_one_home_fell_asleep/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ern19 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330836708 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgta2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgta2 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgta2/tifu_by_waiting_until_the_last_day_to_do_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | And I have to work all day tomorrow. I'm only on reddit because I'm on the shitter right now. Don't judge. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by waiting until the last day to do my annotated bibliography. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgta2/tifu_by_waiting_until_the_last_day_to_do_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShNaeb | null | None | null | null | null | 1330836427 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgt3d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgt3d | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgt3d/tifu_car_broke_down_at_a_junction/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | Not really today, but still a massive fuck up.
I thought my cars engine died on me at a busy junction when I was hungover - I was trying to drive to work. I sat there for 5 minutes or so with my hazard lights on panicing. Then I realised I'd just stalled the car and had no idea... TIFU | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU car "broke" down at a junction | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgt3d/tifu_car_broke_down_at_a_junction/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | olithraz | null | None | null | null | null | 1330836200 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsxr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsxr | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsxr/tifu_decided_to_solder_a_large_wire_at_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | The firemen just laughed at me, as did my team mates. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Decided to solder a large wire at school... Right under the smoke detector. Good thing it was a weekend... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsxr/tifu_decided_to_solder_a_large_wire_at_school/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dceighty8 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330836070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsun | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsun | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsun/last_night_i_drank_too_much/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | My last clear memory was getting 3 shots and taking them. I don't really know what it was at this point at all. Black out. Next clear memory is getting home, and stumbling quickly into my bathroom. I proceeded to hurl the most offensive hurl of my life into the toilet. Half way through this hurl I was going to say some... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last night I drank too much | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsun/last_night_i_drank_too_much/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jeremyrs | null | None | null | null | null | 1330836039 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgstx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgstx | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgstx/unrolled_tootsie_roll_put_wrapper_in_my_mouth_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 151 | null | null | Wasn't today, but I remember doing this | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Unrolled tootsie roll, put wrapper in my mouth and threw the tootsie roll away | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgstx/unrolled_tootsie_roll_put_wrapper_in_my_mouth_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SubjectOgre | null | None | null | null | null | 1330835930 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsr9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsr9 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsr9/what_was_the_point_of_setting_the_alarm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | A few days ago i had to work pretty early. So i decided to make sure I had everything ready to go the night before I went to work so that I wouldn't have to wake up earlier that I needed. I made breakfast and lunch the night before for easy heating and eating. Laid out my clothes for the next day, and made sure to set ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | What was the point of setting the alarm? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsr9/what_was_the_point_of_setting_the_alarm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330835505 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsid | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsid | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsid/at_the_drive_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | A few weeks ago I was at the drive-in movie theater with my girlfriend. She had one of those huge plastic cups full of coke. Half way done with it she handed it to me to throw away. Went to throw it out the window (such a litterbug). Window was rolled up; Coke everywhere. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | At the drive in... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsid/at_the_drive_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AJJihad | null | None | null | null | null | 1330835490 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgshz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgshz | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgshz/tifu_when_i_put_the_cereal_in_the_refrigerator/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet. What's going on, fellows? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgshz/tifu_when_i_put_the_cereal_in_the_refrigerator/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Fusrohduh | null | None | null | null | null | 1330835406 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsfy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsfy | null | 77 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsfy/tifu_almost_potential_lock_down_of_school_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 438 | null | null | I work as a police officer, and I was working security at a large multi school function today. Approximately 3000 people from surrounding schools were in attendance for multiple activities.
ate lunch, needless to say epic dump proceeded to commence after. As a uniformed officer, shitting is complicated, involving rem... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | -Tifu, almost potential lock down of school with 3000 people visiting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsfy/tifu_almost_potential_lock_down_of_school_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330835298 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgsda | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgsda | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgsda/last_week_i_thought_i_had_locked_myself_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 132 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last week I thought I had locked myself in my car, and spent a good fifteen minutes freaking out, only to remember that one can fairly easily unlock car doors from the inside | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgsda/last_week_i_thought_i_had_locked_myself_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | RGT42 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330834825 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgs2y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgs2y | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgs2y/pumped_a_shitload_of_handsoap_onto_my_toothbrush/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Pumped a shitload of handsoap onto my toothbrush and started to brush my teeth with it. Soap does not taste good. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgs2y/pumped_a_shitload_of_handsoap_onto_my_toothbrush/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330833991 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgrkh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgrkh | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgrkh/i_woke_up_spooning_with_my_friends_brother/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I don't even.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I woke up spooning with my friends brother. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgrkh/i_woke_up_spooning_with_my_friends_brother/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Drunken_Economist | null | None | null | null | null | 1330833771 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgrfz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgrfz | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgrfz/what_is_tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I jsut came here from [/r/all](/r/all) . . . what it this place for? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | What is tifu? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgrfz/what_is_tifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IchooseYou | null | None | null | null | null | 1330833710 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgret | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgret | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgret/a_few_weeks_ago_i_packed_my_work_uniform_lunch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | A few weeks ago, I packed my work uniform, lunch, keys and wallet into my backpack and placed it by the door. I then fetched my bike, pushed it straight past my bag to outside and pulled the door shut. That was not a fun shift | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgret/a_few_weeks_ago_i_packed_my_work_uniform_lunch/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | lilmissie365 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330832815 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qgqu0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgqu0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgqu0/today_i_left_my_car_running_and_unattended_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | As I approached my car with my mother-in-law, I rummaged through my purse trying to find my keys. By the time I reached my vehicle I was halfway to a panic attack, thinking I had lost them. I was stopped in front of my driver's side door when I realized the soft purring I was hearing was the sound of my engine. I quick... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I left my car running and unattended while I went grocery shopping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgqu0/today_i_left_my_car_running_and_unattended_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | borkthafork | null | None | null | null | null | 1330832078 | null | None | dailymotion.com | False | null | False | null | qgqed | null | null | null | null | null | null | False | null | null | {'oembed': {'width': 480, 'author_name': 'alexis711', 'author_url': 'http://www.dailymotion.com/alexis711', 'version': '1.0', 'provider_url': 'http://www.dailymotion.com', 'provider_name': 'Dailymotion', 'thumbnail_width': 320, 'thumbnail_url': 'http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/754/334/7433457:jpeg_preview_large.j... | {'width': 480, 'scrolling': False, 'content': '<iframe src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x4fbox" width="480" height="276" frameborder="0"></iframe>', 'height': 276} | null | t3_qgqed | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgqed/ive_made_a_huge_mistake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I've made a huge mistake.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fbox_ive-made-a-huge-mistake_fun?fbc=374 | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330831008 | null | moderator | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | qgppr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgppr | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgppr/welcome_everyone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 134 | null | null | First of all, welcome everyone. I would appreciate it if you would spread the word about this so we can get this community to grow. Since I am new to this moderating thing, if you have any tips or advice please message me.
**Edit** Over 300 subscribers in a little over an hour. Im thrilled guys.
**Edit2** Over 600 s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Welcome everyone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgppr/welcome_everyone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330829476 | null | None | reddit.com | False | null | False | null | qgosz | null | null | null | null | null | null | False | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qgosz | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qgosz/just_got_in_the_fucking_shower_with_my_socks_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 92 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Just got in the fucking shower with my socks on (x/post from ask reddit) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qggqm/just_got_in_the_fucking_shower_with_my_socks_on/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Sgt_Meowmers | null | None | null | null | null | 1330985413 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qj64d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qj64d | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qj64d/tifu_made_myself_smell_like_assfunk_immediately/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | After a relative of mine made a carpet bombing of the toliet I had to go take a shower. Upon entering the bathroom I noticed instantly the aftermath of said air strike as the smell quickly penetrated my nostrils. I checked to make sure it was at least clean then proceeded to ignore the reeking smell after an all clear.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU made myself smell like ass-funk immediately after a shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qj64d/tifu_made_myself_smell_like_assfunk_immediately/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tomkzinti | null | None | null | null | null | 1330981435 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qj2no | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qj2no | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qj2no/tifu_by_replacing_a_leaky_toilet_fill_valve_now/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | I think the title says it all. I'll just be outside in the rain behind the rhododendron bush with a roll of mountain money for a bit...*sigh* | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by replacing a leaky toilet fill valve. Now the old tank seal is leaking everywhere, I had to turn the water off and I HAVE TO POOP! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qj2no/tifu_by_replacing_a_leaky_toilet_fill_valve_now/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330979927 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qj1hf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qj1hf | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qj1hf/tifu_when_i_cursed_at_a_customer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I accidentally said that their returned product would be "shitting on the self" rather than sitting on the shelf. I don't think anyone else heard, but I turned bright red and I still feel really badly about it. I hate my brain. Blah. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I cursed at a customer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qj1hf/tifu_when_i_cursed_at_a_customer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330979467 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qj13d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qj13d | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qj13d/tifu_i_realised_that_id_left_my_wallet_at_home/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My car is currently out of action for the week so I've had to make other arrangements.
I work over a half hours drive away from home and got a lift in as the first bus would have led to me being late so I didn't realise I had left my wallet at home until after I had gotten to work.
Luckily I managed to borrow the bus... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I realised that I'd left my wallet at home and didn't have any money for the bus home | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qj13d/tifu_i_realised_that_id_left_my_wallet_at_home/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ceruleanshark | null | None | null | null | null | 1330977937 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qizw9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qizw9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qizw9/tifu_i_was_going_to_toss_my_socks_in_the_laundry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Found them the next day, pretty gross. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I was going to toss my socks in the laundry, instead, I tossed them in the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qizw9/tifu_i_was_going_to_toss_my_socks_in_the_laundry/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Spiderdan | null | None | null | null | null | 1330966099 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qiq93 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qiq93 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qiq93/the_difu_leaving_campus_for_spring_break_and_lock/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 59 | null | null | Locked my keys in the trunk.
Spent an hour and a half waiting for AAA.
Finally got keys.
So ready to go home.
Get in. Drive.
Get home an hour and a half later.
[My face when my parents ask me where my computer is](http://www.myfacewhen.com/203/).
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | The DIFU: Leaving campus for spring break and lock myself out of my car. When I finally get in, I drive 70+ miles home before I realize my I left my computer sitting in the parking lot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qiq93/the_difu_leaving_campus_for_spring_break_and_lock/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mcd_sweet_tea | null | None | null | null | null | 1330958373 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qil19 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qil19 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qil19/tifu_i_left_my_keys_in_my_work_boots_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | After searching all weekend for my keys, I found them after waiting for one of my co-workers to let me in the building. When I went to put on my boots, they stuck me when I put my foot in them. I wear shoes when I drive home, but don't know how I managed to throw them in my boots. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I left my keys in my work boots after searching the whole weekend for them. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qil19/tifu_i_left_my_keys_in_my_work_boots_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Magrias | null | None | null | null | null | 1330957946 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qikt5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qikt5 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qikt5/tifu_when_i_didnt_notice_a_set_of_lights/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | I was once driving along and there was a line of cars waiting to turn right at an intersection. There was also another car in the left lane not moving, and I was confused. As I approached the intersection I looked right to check no cars were coming and continued along. Suddenly I realised there was a red light, and I w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I didn't notice a set of lights | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qikt5/tifu_when_i_didnt_notice_a_set_of_lights/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | whothefucksaidthat | null | None | null | null | null | 1330956967 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qikas | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qikas | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qikas/tifu_didnt_realize_until_it_was_too_late_that_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | The first drink of coffee was very disgusting. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Didn't realize until it was too late that I accidentally grabbed the buttermilk instead of the half and half. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qikas/tifu_didnt_realize_until_it_was_too_late_that_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bathedinsanely | null | None | null | null | null | 1330954198 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qiixm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qiixm | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qiixm/tifu_tried_to_cough_discreetly_into_my_shoulder/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 164 | null | null | My friend was telling me a story, and I felt a little tickle in my throat. I knew I needed to cough, but I didn't want to interrupt her, so I thought I'd pull my shirt up and cough into my shoulder. This stream of thought came to me very quickly, before I realized that I was wearing a fairly low-cut dress, so I ended u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Tried to cough discreetly into my shoulder, ended up horking a massive loogie down the front of my dress. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qiixm/tifu_tried_to_cough_discreetly_into_my_shoulder/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1330924343 | null | moderator | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | qi64k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qi64k | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qi64k/tifu_needs_a_logo/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | First of all, thank you everyone for the successful first day. Second, as the title may imply, we need a logo. If anyone has any ideas or entries, please submit them. Please up vote this self post for which I get no karma so that others may see it.
Also, if any of you guys could actually design one that would be aweso... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU needs a logo | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi64k/tifu_needs_a_logo/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | warboy | null | None | null | null | null | 1330922226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qi4lr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qi4lr | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qi4lr/ifu_awhile_ago_and_totalled_my_car_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | Let me set the scene for you. My girlfriend and I both live out in the country. She practically doesn't have any neighbors because she is so far away from the road. So we both go to the same college and at the time both commuted together. It was a fine system until the perfect storm arrived.
Cue me being a normal irr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | IFU awhile ago and totalled my car in my girlfriends driveway by hitting her car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi4lr/ifu_awhile_ago_and_totalled_my_car_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | reppit | null | None | null | null | null | 1330916966 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qi0pr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qi0pr | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qi0pr/tifu_was_leaving_work_put_my_topcoat_on_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | I have a bruise on my face. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was leaving work, put my topcoat on, my hand slipped on the silk lining and I punched myself in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi0pr/tifu_was_leaving_work_put_my_topcoat_on_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jimaug87 | null | None | null | null | null | 1330913070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhxtl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhxtl | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhxtl/ifuo_stabbed_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | I'm slicing an apple with a nice, sharp knife , and I miss the apple. I felt the knife plunge into something, and a little pinch/burn near my wrist. I look down (yes, this happened because i wasn't paying attention), and see the handle up against my hand. Full 3" of blade running from the side of my hand into my wrist.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | IFUO stabbed myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhxtl/ifuo_stabbed_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330912265 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhx5y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhx5y | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhx5y/tifu_i_made_my_dog_pee_in_the_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | Every night before my family goes to sleep, we have to let the dog out to pee for the night. Well, one night I was coming home late and it fell to me as the last person up to let him out. It was late, and I forgot. I woke up to my mom's outraged scream as she discovered the brand-new wet spot on her $5,000 rug. Apparen... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I made my dog pee in the house | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhx5y/tifu_i_made_my_dog_pee_in_the_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1330908574 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qhuf0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qhuf0 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qhuf0/i_went_to_smack_my_dog_on_the_butt_he_moved_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 181 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I went to smack my dog on the butt, he moved and my finger went right in his pooper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhuf0/i_went_to_smack_my_dog_on_the_butt_he_moved_and/ | null | null | null | null |
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Dataset Card for "REDDIT_submissions"
Dataset Summary
Submissions of 50 high-quality subreddits, extracted from the REDDIT PushShift data dumps (from 2006 to Jan 2023).
Supported Tasks
These submissions can be used for text generation and language modeling, as well as dialogue modeling.
Dataset Structure
Data Splits
Each split corresponds to a specific subreddit in the following list: "tifu", "explainlikeimfive", "WritingPrompts", "changemyview", "LifeProTips", "todayilearned", "science", "askscience", "ifyoulikeblank", "Foodforthought", "IWantToLearn", "bestof", "IAmA", "socialskills", "relationship_advice", "philosophy", "YouShouldKnow", "history", "books", "Showerthoughts", "personalfinance", "buildapc", "EatCheapAndHealthy", "boardgames", "malefashionadvice", "femalefashionadvice", "scifi", "Fantasy", "Games", "bodyweightfitness", "SkincareAddiction", "podcasts", "suggestmeabook", "AskHistorians", "gaming", "DIY", "mildlyinteresting", "sports", "space", "gadgets", "Documentaries", "GetMotivated", "UpliftingNews", "technology", "Fitness", "travel", "lifehacks", "Damnthatsinteresting", "gardening", "programming"
Dataset Creation
Curation Rationale
All the information fields have been cast to string, as their format change through time from one dump to the following. A reduced number of keys have been kept: "allow_live_comments", "archived", "author", "author_fullname", "banned_by", "category", "content_categories", "contest_mode", "created_utc", "discussion_type", "distinguished", "domain", "edited", "gilded", "hidden", "hide_score", "id", "is_created_from_ads_ui", "is_crosspostable", "is_meta", "is_original_content", "is_reddit_media_domain", "is_robot_indexable", "is_self", "is_video", "locked", "media", "media_embed", "media_only", "name", "no_follow", "num_comments", "num_crossposts", "over_18", "parent_whitelist_status", "permalink", "pinned", "post_hint", "pwls", "quarantine", "removed_by", "removed_by_category", "retrieved_on", "score", "secure_media", "secure_media_embed", "selftext", "send_replies", "spoiler", "stickied", "subreddit", "subreddit_id", "subreddit_name_prefixed", "subreddit_subscribers", "subreddit_type", "suggested_sort", "title", "top_awarded_type", "total_awards_received", "treatment_tags", "upvote_ratio", "url", "url_overridden_by_dest", "view_count", "whitelist_status", "wls".
Source Data
The Reddit PushShift data dumps are part of a data collection effort which crawls Reddit at regular intervals, to extract and keep all its data.
Initial Data Collection and Normalization
See the paper.
Who are the source language producers?
Redditors are mostly young (65% below 30), male (70%), and American (50% of the site).
Personal and Sensitive Information
The data contains Redditor's usernames associated to their content.
Considerations for Using the Data
This dataset should be anonymized before any processing. Though the subreddits selected are considered as being of higher quality, they can still reflect what you can find on the internet in terms of expressions of biases and toxicity.
Contributions
Thanks to @clefourrier for adding this dataset.
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Paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/2001.08435
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Size of downloaded dataset files:
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15.9 GB
Number of rows:
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